Reblogging purely for the “I will pee on all the things you eat” one XD
Reblog. Always.
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i’d be more scared of the zombie apocalypse if it wasn’t a direct result of a bunch of floridians doing meth
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50Thank God for this because they always mattered to me.
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
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travellingtimeandspaceinabluebox:
IT’S BACK.
OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE
i love this
this is so awesome and pleasing to watch
I don’t even know what the hell I just watched but I like it.
Always reblog
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That Nathan person from Misfits…
Woah…just woah.

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The only time in the entire history of the world when North Augusta is famous.
Now everyone will know where we are talking about when we are asked where we’re from without having to say “The Masters.”
the people on my big fat gypsy wedding are from my town like they literally live right down the street from me and they keep showing downtown and stuff this is just really surreal
They actually live across the street from me. Rochell told me that my house could be seen for a bit.
Guys. I just realized that this one of my girls older sisters. Holy crap, man.
Yeah. She sat next to me in Comp Apps. Names Meredith. Sweet girl.








